New York Stock Exchange

A place where Wall Street screws Main Street

Big Banker: Hey, I messed up gambling on the New York Stock Exchange. Seems that I'm not as smart as I think I am. I need bailout moneys.
Government: Ok.
Lowly Bank Customer: What? My interest rate just jumped 30 percent! Now, how am I going to pay off this debt?

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NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

The stock exchange with over 5,000 companies.

I like to invest in the NYSE.

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NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

chap who in the glory days of the now defunct Vogue gossip and celeb forums intermittently posted sexually explicit and threatening bile, boasted of his earnings in 'the market', discussed his celebrity contacts and discoursed on his love for the bodies of preteen girls.

I miss NYSE and all the other ex-Voguers.

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NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

A misspelling of the word 'nice'. Occasionally used to describe nissan.

"Ooh, that's a nyse car."
"The Nissan?"
"No you n00b, the car!"

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Dirty Stock Exchange

when a male vomits into a females mouth, resulting in semen deposit into both the male and females vagina.

Hey bro, heard u gave the “dirty stock exchange” to jennifer last night.