Stonched

General word for drugs destroying your system.

I did a mystery drug yesterday and ended up so stonched.

Stonch

someone who has aged before their time. A 30 year old that looks 42 due to drug or excessive alcohol use after high school.

I saw that guy from back in high school...living off of beer and cigs has turned that dude into a complete stonch.

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Stonch

Another word for "bash" or "fuck up"

Mate I'll fucking Stonch ya

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Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.

Yer man is well top stonch

Stonched

The feeling of overly stoned/high. (More than stoned). This was made by myself when I tried saying I was stoned but mixed it with chonged, (another word for being stoned/high) by accident. So stonched was a result of this.

Boy 1 “Yo man you good?”

Boy 2“Nah bro I cant lie I’m stonched”