stork

(1) ' n. A large wading bird with long legs and a long beak of the family Ciconiidae. ' -- Wiktionary

(2) ' According to European folklore, the stork is responsible for bringing babies to new parents. The legend is very ancient, but was popularised by a 19th-century Hans Christian Andersen story called "The Storks". '

-- Wikipedia { en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Stork#Storks_and_childbirth }

EXAMPLE:

' Harry's wife, Grace, was stretched out on a chaise longue . . . She was smoking a small cigar in a long holder made from the legbone of a stork. A stork was a large European bird, about half the size of a Bermuda Ern. Children who wanted to know where babies came from were sometimes told that they were brought by storks. People who told their children such a thing felt that their children were too young to think intelligently about {sex}.

' And there were actually pictures of storks delivering babies on birth announcements and in cartoons and so on, for children to see . . .

' Dwayne Hoover and Harry LeSabre saw pictures like that when they were very little boys. They believed them, too. '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (pages 162 - 163).

Stork

Verb
To stork

To have sexual intercourse with the specific objective of creating a baby.

You know you're in a serious relationship when, instead of saying 'let's have sex', you say 'let's stork.'

We really want a child buy my husband has a low sperm count so we've been storking like crazy.

Storking

When one watches a couple do the deed.
A combination of 'stork' and 'stalking'

The chief stork is storking the couple and that way he knows when to deliver the babies.

Stork

A woman you loves to give head have dudes nut in her mouth. She carries dudes' babies around in her mouth, hence the reference to the word stork (like a stork who delivers babies).

That chick is a stork yo! She be swallowin' mad babies.

Storking

Having sex purely for procreation

Poor sod, his girlfriend is only interested in storking.

Stork

Can replace any adjectives or verb.

"That was a storkin' party last night!"
"Yeah, I got storked last night by six girls!"

the stork

a poor excuse for explaining sex & where babies come from

Jerry: Mommy telled me that babies come fwum the stork

Poppa- Man dats buu shit!!! Where is that lyin' bitch so I can show you how babies really get made??!!