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When eating out a girl, you repeatedly thrust your nose into her anus.
Dave: Hey, how'd your date go last night?
Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle
Dave: That's really nasty dude
Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.
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When you write a literature essay and you only watched the movie.
-So, what was your favourite scene in Hamlet?
-Oh, definitely Fortinbras storming the castle.