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Straight Lesbianism (a definition): a state of mind compelled by the depleting image of lesbians living in metropolitan areas (i.e . Miami). This state of mind, though oxymoronic in nature, serves as a gateway for higher echelon lesbians to fluctuate between the heterosexual social scene and homosexual love affairs. Straight lesbians mend the vital resources of both worlds and in a paradoxical state purposed to establish a strong repertoire for future generations of straight lesbians...
'd say it's great being a straight lesbian - sexual preference will never define the politics of societal interaction for me.
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A heterosexual woman who feels like she might as well be a lesbian due to her male partner's clitoris sized kenitalia.
All of your girlfriends have been straight-lesbians.
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A girl who likes girls and if a boy one day (straight) and a girl another day.(lesbian)
Person 1: so are you straight or lesbian today?
Straight lesbian: today i'm a BIG LESBIAN!!!!!
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A man who enjoys his taste of women. He is straight and not gay, he will never be gay for other guys, however he always thought of himself as a lesbian because of how much he likes the taste of that dank puss He never liked the feeling of actual sex he only gets orgasmic pleasure by orally pleasing a woman.
Me:Guys guys I think I'm a straight lesbian male.
Friend: what?
Me: yeah yeah I only like licking that puss sticking it in never really did anything.
Friend: what the fuck is wrong with you.
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A straight girl-on-girl hook up is where two straight girls have sex. The girls can not be lesbian or bisexual. This is also called and Experiment.
Jane: Did you hear?
Penny: What, did Fat Felicia have liposuction?
Jane: Sara and Leslie had a Straight Lesbian Hook Up!
Penny: But they have boyfriends!
Jane: So do I but I had sex with Ellie!
Penny: WHY ARE ALL THE STRAIGHT GIRLS SLEEPING WITH THEIR FRIENDS WHILE THEY HAVE BOYFRIENDS!
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