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A really big, firm turd. One thats been brewing up over night, a couple of days or maybe even weeks. It is common for a big sturgeon to smell bad.
Oh man!, I just took the biggest sturgeon!, or far out I need to take a really big sturgeon!
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A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.
She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.
the turning down of the corners of the lips to signify disdain, chagrin, or pensiveness; based loosely off the face of a sturgeon (a type of fish)
a typical response to disgusting or unfortunate news
Math Teacher: Jimmy, the front office wants to see you. Apparently your grandmother just died. Also, you got an F on your Calculus final.
Jimmy: *sturgeon face*
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A small town about a half hour west of North Bay, in Northern Ontario, known for its 2 major chip stands, which are across the street from one another. Sturgeon Falls is primary a French Canadian town, and is located on Lake Nipissing. Shopping attractions include the Bargain Shop and Giant Tiger.
Hey I have a craving for some poutine, let's go to Sturgeon Falls!
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Quote from sci-fi author Ted Sturgeon.
"Sure 90% of science fiction is crud. 90% of everything is crud."
Usually used as 90% of everything is crap.
Man, why are this summer's movies so bad?
Sturgeon's Law.
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When a male in wheelchair hits a woman in her vagina (aka. Pussy) with his elbow and then can’t get the smell off his arm.
Man did you smell his he so has sturgeon elbow!
A top government official who oversees the health of the world's fish population.
Warning: The Sturgeon General has determined that mercury is hazardous to a fish's health.
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