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A peice of wood carefully carved to the size and shape of an average laying hen egg , then painted white. This fake
egg would be placed in with the other hens eggs in hope of any snake that comes to feed on eggs would by chance swallow this fake wooden egg. If the snake must swallow this fake egg, the snake will surely die.
Stopping a person from repeating an act that you do not approve of by causing this person misfortune upon the next attempt of this act .
"Some one is opening co-workers lunch boxes and stealing there lunch"
A few co-workers desided bring decoy lunch boxes to work. The food inside is lace with ex-lax. They may not no who it is stealing , but they will break'em from sucking eggs
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Variation of "Fuck off" or "whatever".
Tom: You cant play this game for shit.
Brian: Go suck an egg.
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A long eared, lady-boy that could suck a hard egg through a straw.
I got way too fucked up last night and woke up this morning laying next to a Chinese suck-egg mule.
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Why are you looking up the meaning of sucking an egg, you disappointment.
Little Johnny: Suck an egg buddy boy.
Carl: *Sucks an egg*
KFC Colonel: *dies*
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Something you say to someone when you want them to go away ; another way of saying shut up
Bob: Where the hell is my chair!!
Larry: Juan did it
Bob: SUCK AN EGG
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A nicer way used to express emotion to get off your egg.
Cock: My egg is warm
Farmer: Gimme dat egg
Cock: SUCK AN EGG
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English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)
"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)
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