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1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.
1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"
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A sign of denial, aka if you don't wanna do somthin...
Or a surprise!
Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch
Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!
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a girls way of saying suck her fake ass dick bc u pissed the bitch off so fuck off:)
girl: ur ugly
her: suck my dick
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It informs people you have an erection, and wish for your penis to be sucked.
Hello young lady, would you be as so kind as to SUCK MY DICK?
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Something I want hot babes to do to me
Me: suck my dick
Hot babes: blowblowblowblowblow
Hot babes like sucking my dick
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What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.
Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!
A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
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Pretty much You have been commanded from a man to give you a blow job.
Suck my dick bitch, I want it deep throat
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