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A very generous act were one or more people show there love to there gods people by killing innocent people. makes no fucking total sense but hey
In a bar 2 lovebugs make there debu at a bar after having a long conversation without taking there eyes off eachother
Rob:(writes on napkin)first kiss time?
Lucy:(writes on napkin) will you still love me in the morning? with slight giggle and gorgeous smile
Rob:(writes on napkin) Forever and ever babe X
they kiss and are truly in love withone another they are loving there life right now.
but no some generous man walks in and shouts "jihad"and ends there lives, fuk i hate this world and suicide bombing
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The suicide bomb is when you take a dump on a women's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Quran.
She said she was down with scat. So I bought a Quran, shit on her chest, and wiped it off. She asked "what the fuck was that?" Told her it was called the suicide bomb.
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The opposite to a yager bomb
You have a glass of yager, and a shot of red bull
Jonno had 4 Suicide Bombs at that party.... he was pretty F**ked up.
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The exquisite art of Defecating on ones chest and wiping it up with pages of the Koran
Hey mbutu I’m so high I want to do a suicide bomb are you in
Suicide Bomb. n. 1. The act of taking a shit on your parter's chest, then proceeding to smack the Q'uran on top of it to resemble an explosion.
Guy 1: Jenny passed out last night, so Kunal gave her a suicide bomb.
Guy 2: No way, you got pictures?
Guy 1: Yeah, we gave her arabian goggles too.
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When you call your parents to come to your room and start to furiously fap trying to cum before she gets in the room. If you dont make it... Your fucked
When you call your parents to come to your room and start to furiously fap trying to cum before she gets in the room. If you dont make it... Your fucked Suicide bomb
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A drink that combines Jagermeister with Four Loko and then drops a 5 Hour Energy into it just before shooting.
We have found Loko Suicide Bomb's to be lethal in every single case of ingestion. Who wants one?
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