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A man cums on a woman's face, but it's not cum, it's blood...
Okinawa Sunburn
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When one applies stress to an arm by twisting the upper part of the arm counterclockwise and the lower part of the arm clockwise.
Man 1: Hey I just gave my little brother a sick Indian sunburn and he cried lol
Man 2: Damn bro you need to treat ur brother better
Man1: Nah that little brat got what was coming to him
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When ones anus feels to be on fire after taking a crap.
"Dude, I just had the worst mexican sunburn!"
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A condition which typically affects the arm which sits on the driver's side window when the windows are rolled down. The driver will notice that one arm is more dark than the other after sitting for long periods of time in heavy traffic. It's most often found in metropolitan areas during the late-Spring/Summer months.
I was driving home from work but I got stuck behind a parade maker who was driving by a road work site. I sat in traffic for over an hour and got a traffic sunburn.
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The act of using Purell Hand Sanitizer as lube during sexual intercourse when a preferred lubricant is not in the present vicinity.
Man- Well honey, we're out of lubricant. I guess I'm gonna have to Cuban Sunburn you...
Woman- No, last time you did that I was burning for weeks.
Man- SHUT UP AND SIT STILL!!
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When you go to Hawaii and you jerk off with shower products and you burn the skin on your dick off.
Don't use the shampoo in the shower to jerk off, it just gave me bad Honolulu Sunburn!
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To provide suction through the mouth upon the rear end of your partner resulting in a hickey (sunburn), then finishing up on their newly found "sunburn" (sunscreen lotion).
Upon finishing, you must slap the sunburn after the lotion is applied to receive the proper finale.
Hey man, I heard that bottom-bitch got a Polish Sunburn from you the other day from Mike?
Yeah, twas rather erotic.
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