Superdome

An indoor stadium in New Orleans, LA. It is the home team of the New Orleans Saints. Unfortunately, they built it on top of an old cemetery. This cursed the Saints to a record of losses for 36 years. Then in late August 2005, Hurricane Katrina approached New Orleans, the Superdome was used as a last resort shelter for those who couldn't evacuate New Orleans in time. About 5,000 people stayed. When the hurricane had it's way with New Orleans, the Superdome suffered substantial roof damage when the roof's white membrane was torn off by storm surge. The stadium quickly became a hellhole, with reports of murder and even child rape. The Superdome is now a biohazard and is closed down indefinitely.

The Superdome has suffered so much, now it has come to this.

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The Superdome!

A location in which the greatest events ever take place (e.g. Barbara Streisand vs. The Rancor, ALIEN BASEBALL MK II, Nerd Birthday!: Parts I & II! THE MOVIE 2!, etc.)

Announcer: SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! THIS SUNDAY AT THE SUPERDOME! COME SEE BARBARA STREISAND TAKE ON.....THE RANCOR!!! BUY TICKETS ONLINE NOW OR YOU......ARE......JEWISH!!!!

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evacuate your Superdome

just another delightful euphemism for the sex act.

"Baby, I'm gonna buy you one more round of wine coolers, and then we're gonna go park in the alley and I'm gonna evacuate your Superdome."

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