n. a surprising, unexpected ejaculation or orgasm, one that "came out of nowhere"
(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)
The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.
Man Bernie gave me a surging sanders when he got elected President
Everything was going great with Hillary until my surging sanders ruined her night.
Its when you come out of nowhere.
Ahh yes, a surging sanders... something tells me you don't want to search that on urban dictionary.
(n.) when you cum out of nowhere
oh sorry, excuse my surging sanders
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A Surging Sanders is where you come outta nowwere.
@wagonreality
Last night, Ted Cruz was with his wife and he pulled a Surging Sanders all over there tablecloth.
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