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This woman is an extremist. Control freak. Clean freak. Makes mountains out of mole hills. rarely answers your calls.. Would do anything for her children. Refuses to cut the cord. Tends to cuss ALOT. Loves coffee and cigarettes. Complains of her mother's actions, yet is blinded by her own actions that sometimesss..reflect her mother's.. her laughs can cause seizures to one's ears..yet is hilarious sometimes.. judgemental and refuses to be judged. Means well. Loves hard. Allregic to things yet loves those things.. No man can handle her needs because she won't settle for anything less than expected. Amazing. Beautiful singer.. always finds a way. DONT mess with her things, friends, or family... dont knock on her door and stand there.. she aint coming to the door and Hiding behind the Blinds for a reason.. sometimes always misunderstood... strong.. independent..Fierce.. will not leave the house if not made up and showered.. Anyone who has a Susanne in their life cant let her go because you love her and she loves you no matter what.
Who wants all the kids at their house? " definitely not my house, they will touch my shit" says Susanne "Twos the max" added Susanne
"Susanne does not drive when its windy".
"Susanne missed your call... Susanne purposely watched as she missed your call.
Mess with her kids.. Susanne will fuck you up.
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“What a wonderful thought it is, that some of the best days of our lives haven’t even happened yet”-Anne Frank 💕
Susanne is the luckiest person in the world. Sue_really
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Susanne is a person, usually female. She loves to hang out with Agathe and her other friends. She's really funny and does so much random shit with here friends. When she is in her bed, she often takes a roardonk. And sometimes she is quite a Fjæringstad. When she's not with her friends she's either at home with her family or at school doing nothing. Susanne isn't usually good at school.
Susanne is a very stubborn girl and can get really mad. When she's at school or with her friends they often tease here and make fun of here, but that is just how here friend group works. When she is at home she gets teased by her little sister and her father. (It is not as bad as it seems) She is usually a very happy girl and she loves to have fun. Afterall, she is a Susanne
Susanne is a cool, Amazing, funny and sometimes scary girl.
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A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to the vagina while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the vagina to burst into flames. See flaming ted for penis.
Hey Charlotte, will grab the hand sanitizer and give me a flaming susanne?
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Usually a chemistry teacher, looking all botched up. Bob cut with glasses. she looks like a monkey and is very annoying to listen to she always like milk from the cow and not water because she is so monkey.
Daniel: hello susanne how are you doing today
Susanne: shut the fuck up and do your homework you little monkey
Daniel: sorry susanne il do my homework now
Susanne: alright your done im going to fart you now "brbrbrbrrbrrbrbrbrrrrrrr"
Daniel: arhhhhrhhrhrhrh
Daniel: "finds out that the fart is very nice" mhhhhhhhhhhhhhmhmhhmm this is so niceeeeeeeeeeeeee give me more