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Swamp-Donkey

A deeply unattractive woman

by Karlito April 20, 2003

138๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swamp Donkeys

A small group of absolute ballers who go to SHS

Maci: I wanna be in the Swamp Donkeys!!!
Swamp Donkeys: No

by Swamp Donkeys 4 lyfe February 5, 2019

56๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swamp Donkey

Any female predator lingering about bars and nightclubs (or house parties, uninvited) where they prey upon innocent, unwilling, and unfortunate young men who are too inebriated to save themselves from the impending rape at the clutches of a terrible fate. They are large, nasty, dirty, smelly and have no decent features at all. They have no self-respect or dignity, and do not have the decency to lay down and die.

Roughly three out of four carry at least one STD, but two of those do not show symptoms. At least one of every eight is actually a man with a tiny penis.

In no cases can a swamp donkey ever look good, even with the worst case of beer goggles.

Ways to remain safe include swamp out, aka wamp out.
While out on the town, a good, trustworthy wingman (or sober friend) to keep the group safe.

Swamp Donkey: also known as wamp or wamper.

I'm lucky I have wonderful friends or that Swamp Donkey may have snagged me!

by Pincco September 14, 2009

106๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


swamp donkey

Large brown animal that roams the northern woods, wetlands. Bulls have antlers and beards. A.K.A. moose.

Guy 1: Ya i shot my swamp donkey right at the swamp by Earls house.

Guy 2: Really i saw this big black thing out there bout 15 minutes ago had a thick rear end on it

Guy 1: Musta been Earls old lady

by T Morton February 27, 2008

48๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swamp Donkey

When you hit a baseball/softball very far usual a double,Triple or Home run

Damn he crushed the ball he hit a Swamp Donkey

by SwampDonkeyFoLife April 28, 2022

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swamp Donkey

Stupid ugly broad you find lurking around bars near closing time, looking for drunk guys who didn't pick up any of the good looking fish and then are so wasted, that they end up being "picked up" by the disease infested mongrel also known as "Swamp Donkey".

Yo guy, i woke up this morning rolled over and found the biggest ugliest Swamp Donkey laying next to me, told me her name was jenny, then i smacked her, spat on her then threw her outside.

by Freddy_G54321 November 5, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


swamp donkey

Female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.

"...i'd had a few beers and thought i'd go look for a swamp donkey..."

by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005

387๐Ÿ‘ 308๐Ÿ‘Ž