Swathing Biscuit

Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.

Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”

swathee

Swathee is

1) in love with a handsome guy
2) is BEAUTIFUL as a Goddess

3) Very kind, caring as a mother, and innocent

4) Hot and sexy max

5) Loved by everyone around her

6) Overthinks sometimes, but cute at that time also

7) Genuinely true to her heart and feelings

8) She’ll make you feel like the most SPECIAL person on world

9) SHE CAN ROAST YOU WITHIN SECONDS, BEWARE!!!!!!

10) Make sure not to break her heart, because she’s a GUARDIAN ANGEL and God might get furious for breaking an Angel’s heart.

A: Why fear when *Swathee* is here.