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something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.
Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!
Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)
Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)
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A great threat for if someone is being particularly bothersome or you want to somehow lose their contact. Let's say your ex won't stop texting you after it's been a month since you've broken up and you want to just- scare them off a little bit. Maybe even get ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ to block ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ. This is the perfect threat for you.
Take one more step towards me and I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.
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basically what is just says
don't swear on something so holy grail and precious, swear on the devil cuz fck dat niqquh
1) i swear to god that niqquh wilin out for real
2) yo word he suttin else ma g but don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga.
U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually donโt swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didnโt
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count