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A Redneck Swimming Pool is a pool of water in the bed of a pickup truck used by rednecks to bathe in.
Toothless Joe didn't have enough money to get his own private pool so instead he filled his pickup truck with water and used it as his own private pool. In other words, he made his own Redneck Swimming Pool.
When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.
guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"
guy 2 "yea she loved it"
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The act of not holding your saliva in your mouth for an hour before giving somebody a blowjob.
Tina Gave me a wicked Awesome Tennessee Swimming Pool yesterday, then swallowed it all.
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When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.
guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"
guy 2 "yea she loved it"
When eyes are red from smoking weed. It looks as if they had been swimming all day.
see also Chlorine Eyes
Damn, that guy has swimming pool eyes.
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When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.
Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?
Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.
Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?
Elliot: I dislike the Shape.
Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog
When you lick cold cum off your lady’s tits.
Nathan: Hey Jason, what’d you do while you were in Hawaii?
Jason: Oh man, I got drunk as shit and went for an Idaho swimming pool.
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