personal swing set

Someone used willingly and repeatedly for intercourse often involving kink with various types of metal and plastic objects being inserted into the person.

"I want someone I can practice with my new dildos on"

"Maybe you should get a personal swing set"

Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide

You can be the same wherever you go.

As grandma used to say after she heard about the Smith girl being trampy in the big city, "Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide."

Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).

"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."

Epstein swing set

A single use swing set that is erected in a small room. It is not set up by the user more as a surprise FOR the user.

I give it a week before Ghislaine Maxwell is playing on the Epstein swing set

Epstein swing set

A single use swing set that is erected in a small room. It is not set up by the intended user but as a surprise for them

I give it a week before Ghislaine Maxwell is playing on the Epstein swing set