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when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.
fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.
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When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.
"Dude you just credit card swiped my ass! Not Cool!"
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Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money
Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.
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The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.
Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"
Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"
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The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!
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the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.