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To be in the zone and focused on a task or during an event. People put in stressful situation who are rolling with the punches and not getting hung up on things are switched on. First responders, military personel and those who deal with dangerous and stressful situations are known to become "switched on" when faced with an event.
"This looks like a pretty bad car accident, get switched on."
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A person that plays both the Submissive and Dominating roles in a BDSM relationship.
"Damn, I just found out both Kevin and Natasha are Switches."
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This occurs when you find that your boyfriend/girlfriend's roommate is a far better match for you. This leads you to think of a plan to "switch" roomates. However, this is not an easy task. People during the middle ages were locked up for even thinking about it.
My jokes bounced off my girlfriend like superman but her roommate laughed hysterically. I then decided it was definitely time for the switch!
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A flimsy tree branch used for whoopin' kids asses! Usually picked by the person who is about to get the ass whoopin'. Switch's grow on all trees and can be used if there is no belt or shoe around.
1. Grandma: Get yo' ass outside and go pick a switch cuz I'm bout to whip your ass for actin' a fool at school today.
2. You better not pick a small switch for your whoopin' becuz she'll send you back out to pick a bigger one.
3. Boy 1: What happen your your legs??
Boy 2: I got a whoppin' last night with a switch.
Boy 1: Damn, is that abuse?
Boy 2: Apparently my Mom does not think so.
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A switch is when a person sexually like to switches between being a sub and a dom.
Friend 1: which one is y’all? Are you a top or bottom???
Friend 2: Top.hehe (dom)
Friend 3: bottom! (Sub)
You: I’m actually switch
...Silence...
*Everyone looks at you like your the Antichrist.*
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A full auto selector for Glock pistols. It is considered a machine gun and illegal under federal law. Popular among thugs in chicago.
"Four Nick with a drum, a Glock with a switch
Made his ass run, but still, I won't miss" - PGF Nuk
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The act of switching off the lights on an innocent civilian who is taking a shit
Me and the bois went switching at Walmart last night but we almost got pinched by the security!
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