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“Look at that proper swonk bunning on the pavement bench with his swonky crew”
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Transy University.
The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.
So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.
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To be severely intoxicated after having consumed alcohol.
"Oi mate, your swonked. Better lay off the swonk for tonight"
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Being left by a girl at a bar when that girl has found a better prospect.
I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.
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A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.
1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.
2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.
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The action of doing something amazing without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if under the influence.
Dude 1: Jeez, what did he smoke?
(Dude 2 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Jesus! He is filled to the brim with that shit! He's swonking!
The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.
Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!