Noun. A hairstyle typically worn by people labeled as emo, punk or skater. The swoosh is characterized by having long bangs that are brushed over the face, often obscuring vision.
Chris's swoosh is so long that he has to flick his head every five seconds so he can see.
Cut your hair, it looks like you've got a freaking swoosh!
When u man/woman/horse/TIMMY sticks his penis up a girls ass and she farts it out and it goes swoosh
Timmy got swooshed and now the bathroom smells after he uses it
The buttocks indent in tight pants of someone who has a lot of butt sex.
That guy in leather pants sure has a deep swoosh.
someone who doesn't answer phones and is at the store when the "get off work" buzzer goes off
man-with-head-like-balls,"Where's m****y?"
j***n,"SWOOSH!!!"
The sound a joke made when it flies over somebodies head.
Boy 1: Jake paul is my favourite youtuber
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.
the period when a person is between being tipsy and completely shit-faced