Dirty szymon

The act of taking a shit in another person's compost bin

He took a dirty szymon in the customers compost heap

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szymon bulik

A legend. Known to be able to defeat large numbers of enemies with a breeze. Szymon is also known to be able to take on whole armies single handedly. A true spartan by any standard. This is the real name of master chief himself. Szymon has also notably higher intelligence levels paired with incredibly fast reflexes. Is capable of getting any girl he wants and pleasures her to the maximum. Has an extremely huge penis. Szymon is also used to describe a person who is a legendary figure or simply a sign of perfection or badass. All the girls love him and his sexual assets and skills. Simply put, a pure legend.

'Omfg, that guy is such a szymon bulik'

'Dude did you hear what he has done? He is a szymon bulik for doing it'

'Wow you've got an iq of a 490? You must be a szymon bulik then'

'How come you keep getting laid?'
'Must be cos I'm 100% a szymon'

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Szymon Kucharski

Pojeb. Zwykły skurwesyn. Jest głuchy i ma cztery jajca na czole.

A-"Ale ten gościu jest debilem"
B-"Można powiedzieć, że jest z niego Szymon Kucharski"

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Szymon Mrozek

A monk from the country of Libya, in the years 1345-1421, was famous for eating 11 kilograms of dog feces, while simultaneously writing a book, called 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit'. He died while wiping his ass on the toilet in a house in Poland, and he was so laughed at by the residents of the village he was in, that they called him 'Szymon Mrozek' for no reason.

Kyle: Hey I love this book 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit', It's so interesting

Henry: Bro, that was written by Szymon Mrozek

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Szymon Sierzega

Absolute stud, basically God himself but in a big dick energy form.

Bruh your actually a Szymon Sierzega

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szymon kowalowka

A legend, known for his big large penis. He makes girls wet. All he's friends wish they were like him, because he gets all the pussy.

Shit he has a dick like Szymon Kowalowka

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szymon transformation

Szymon Transformation is when you have said 'Ayo Jit Trippin' three times it refers to Australian musician Szymon Josiah Borzestowski. When you're sure you're friend has said Ayo Jit Trippin you get to confirm them as an honorary Szymon

-Ayo Jit Trippin-
-That is you're third time which means you are under a Szymon Transformation-
-What's a Szymon Transformation?-
-Szymon Transformation is where you say Ayo Jit Trippin three times and become an honorary Szymon-

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