Take it easy

A passive-aggressive dismissal between strangers, like a clerk to a customer. Sounds like "chill the fuck out SIR" or "I believe you to be mentally and emotionally unstable and I won't hesitate to beat your ass if you act up." Always leaves the receiving party wondering what they did wrong.

Alloicious: Goes into liquor store, picks up six-pack after some deliberation Hey how's it goin.
Clark: Good man. You wanna sack for that?

Alloicious: Nah it's alright.
Clark: $9.17. Rings it up
Alloicious: Thanks man have a good one!
Clark: Take it EASY.
Alloicious: (Thinking) Jesus what the fuck did I do to make him think I wasn't taking it easy enough? Is it my shoes? Mind your business, dude.

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take it easy on the soap

What you tell a fat girl that you just F'd when she goes to take a shower.

When Carla goes to the bathroom to take a shower tell her to "Take it easy on the soap" because last time she used up the whole bar of soap in one shower.

Take it easy, Atlas

What you tell some douche who's trying to dump his burden on you.

1st guy: "None of this would have happened to me if you hadn't started that shit."

2nd guy: "Take it easy, Atlas, or I'll kick your knee out from under you and then you'll have the weight of the world on your head!"

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Take it easy, tiger

While having anal intercourse a girl/guy may say "WOAH TAKE IT EASY TIGER"

Mike; *Whips it out* "Let me get it in"
Bob; "Okay, but take it easy, tiger!"

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take r easy

easily take something.

take r easy.. if shes that easy take her twice!

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Take it easy cowboy

Means when a guy is fucking a woman he needs to slow down pumping is he won't cum to soon and can keep on fucking. Often told to him by the woman because she likes to have sex longer so she can cum too.

When he fucks her she always has to tell him,"take it easy cowboy".

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Taking The Easy Way Out

1. The act of using the simplest solution to a problem, whether or not it's the best one.

2. The act of committing suicide. Generally used (along with other euphemisms) in various settings to avoid using the word "suicide" in any context, because it triggers some people.

After going through a series of traumatic events and losses, Bill decided that taking the easy way out would be his only option.

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