Take me to the lighthouse

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

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taking me to church

sym. to "giving me life" = anything that moves your spirit and makes you raise your hands and say, "Hallelujah!"

Ex. Her outfit is taking me to church! ::praying hands emoji::

That new episode of Real Housewives is taking me to church.

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take me to the edge

when one person masturbates another person right to the point of ejaculation.

take me to the edge, then throws them off makes them cum.

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take me down

This experience is great. I'm high. As in the Guns n' Roses lyrics, "Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty."

This weed is really good. Take me down.

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Take Me To Church

when you want somebody to fuck you as hard and as rough as possible.

person one: "omg he's so hot"
person two: "i know right? i want him to Take Me To Church.

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Take me to Wisconsin

Take me to bed, or in other words let's fuck

She wanted to take me to Wisconsin, and we fucked all night.

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Take Me To Vegas

an awesome pop rock band hailing from Omaha, Nebraska. The band consist of Josh Mcmanus (vocals), Brad Meyer (guitar), Blake Higginbotham (guitar), Alex Vang (bass), and Andy Gustafson (drums). They recently released their self-titled EP

Take Me To Vegas is sooo effing good! You gotta check them out!

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