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An extremely skinny individual who hopes to one day become jacked. Little does he know, he is destined to look like a stick insect forever.
Can be used to insult skinny people everywhere - "Oi you are such a Talen".
26👍 17👎
Is really rich but says he’s not. Gets everything from his grandparents. Love to have gay sex with his dog. Has a brother who stabs with pens and hits his friends with speaker. Lowkey gay as fuck. In 6th grade he finds out that you can suck your own dick if you remove your ribcage. Gets his ass smacked more than he smacks other peoples ass. Blonde and gay. A stupid fucking cunt. Is a Nazi Sympathizer.
Hey did you see talen do a backflip off the World Trade Center.
YAH, wasn’t he sucking his own dick too.
Yah, talen is a fucking crazy motherfucker
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Literally the best person you can have in your life. They make you happy without even realizing it. They're attractive and gorgeous in so many ways, their eyes are beautiful making you get lost in their glare. They can be stupidly pretty in the weirdest ways and it's hard to maintain eye contact. They like to be 'in control' in the nicest way, and are oddly really caring.
"Hey you know Talen?"
"Yeah! They're so fucking amazing, and I'm greatly in love with them."
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Probaly the most faggiest guys ever bc imagine being named talen and have a last name dagget talen dagget fagget
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Probaly the gayest guy you will ever meet! He acts like he is straight, but he just isn’t. If you ever encounter a Talen, just know that he is probaly gay.
“Dude I ran into a Talen the other day, he started touching me and stuff like that.” Said by a random man
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Talen's usually think they are hot shit but in reality they are huge douche bags who wear flannel shirts. They have a keen interest in Girls with a smaller stature and they constantly check snap-chat to see if a girl will send them nudes.
Friend 1:"yo who's that guy over there?"
Friend 2:"hes a stupid fucking Talen"
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Really hot, huge dick, he’s a loyal friend and a really good boyfriend. He’s good in bed and also is good in school. People always diss on him but they are just mad they aren’t him
I seen talens dick through his grey nike sweats and it was huge
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