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A not-common Norwegian name that means the same as crapbag or "møkka" in Norwegian. These girls are often very small an d not nice.
Look at that Tale! Or DONT.
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A short extract from a creative piece written from the heart...
A Prince who captures hearts with the beauty of his soul, and melts spirits with his enchanting face. A heavenly creature who touches and delights every inch of your earthly form and spirit.
His eyes dive into yours, his sea of deep love and affection meeting yours. For the first time in your life, a surge of foreign sensations flow in the centre of your chest and yet this feeling is familiar to your soul, almost as though his love has met yours before. Forever you are gleefully bound to him. The beauty that he is has taken your breath away and everlastingly your being becomes his.
There is no one else like Prince. He is the only handsome knight who takes your breath away but then gifts it back to you because he loves you. He is the only prince who takes your heart and delicately places lays it with his, only to nurture and protect it. He is the only man to whisper your name and send sparks of electric love down your spine, arms and an ache in your heart. His presence consumes your every thought, every breath, every vision, every dream. His passion is tasted by your lips, body, mind and spirit. A love so strong, how can it exist?
But you do not question anymore. You surrender to the power of love. His power of love. Prince's heavenly love. So deeply you have fallen. So deeply. His passionate embrace is all you know, all you ever wish to know. Only if you could speak to him of how you love him without shying your eyes from his. If only you paint for him how much he means to you. He, the prince who has captured your heart. You are taken... eternally.
True romantic and loyal Princes are thought only exist in fairy tales and fantasy, but they exist in reality. it is our humble commitment as loving females to recognize the wonder that lies within a Prince and to respect, admire, love and cherish our Princes and appreciate all the joy they bless us with.
*Extract from "A Tale"
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There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..
IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!
It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!
AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!
An Irish Tale...a true virtue of a Friday night in Ireland.
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A chapter in the Harry Potter books, you'll have to read all the books to understand it though. Possibly one of the saddest stories ever. SPOILER ALERT: about a poor boy called Severus Snape who fell in love with a girl called Lily Evans when they were eleven years old. They went to Hogwarts and Lily was put in Gryffindor with Snape's yet-to-be lifelong rival, James Potter, while Snape was put in Slytherin. Snape still remained friends with Lily but James was jealous because he also loved Lily. James and his friends bullied Snape until one day Lily tried to make him stop. Snape called her a mudblood out of embarrassment and that ended their friendship. Lily eventually was married to James and they had a son who was the famous Harry Potter, the boy who lived, but then she died and Snape had to kind of keep an eye on Harry when he was at school which was bad for him because he seemed so much like James who he hated with all his life, but then he also seemed so much like Lily who he loved for all his life. That's pretty much a shortened version of it. So, it's a very sad story and it's much more romantic than that Bella Swan girl and the sparkly guy (I can tell so many twilight fans gonna dislike this). Oh well!
Example? No, he's got nothing to do with Harry Potter, he's the guy that sings "You changed the way you kissed me"...
What's he got to do with this?
This is about the prince's tale...
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A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.
Susie: Teacher! Bobby's out of his seat!
Bobby: Ugh, Susie is such a tattle tale.
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An RPG from Namco-Tales studio (and 8th in the main series) with great characters (both heroes and villains), an intriguing story (not a predictable RPG), a smooth battle system (multilinear with a stable camera so that your friends can actually see themselves in multiplayer) and general awesomeness. Looks nice, plays well, sounds good, bundled together makes it one of the best RPGs of the year.
The Tales series isn't just about Tales of Symphonia. Games like Tales of the Abyss and Tales of Destiny are way better, and highlight how good the series can be.
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One of the best gawddamn games on the SNES ever. It looks like a PS1 game, with voices, and cool battles sequences.
I finally beat Tales of Phantasia, and man was it hard.
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