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To talk non stop about anything or nothing
Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.
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April 1, 2010. Talk like a Zombie day is a lot like Talk like a Pirate Day, but lets face it. Randomly sounding like a zombie in the middle of a sentence is way cooler than going 'aar'.
Wherever you are in the world, all you need to do to celebrate Talk like a Zombie Day is occasionally to insert unintelligible syllables like "grrrraaaaggh" or "aaaeeeeggg" into your speech. Arms held straight out in front and tilted head with drooling mouth and blank stare are bonus but optional. Think 'Shawn of the Dead.' And , morning pre-coffee syndrome is the perfect camouflage for the subtle zombie imitation.
"Happy Talk Like a Zombie Day! I'm graaarghggggh so hungry I could just eat some braaaaaaiiinns"
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September 19th is when this occurs. Fun & lots of laughs! Arr, Matey!
Finding out about International Talk Like A Pirate Day was a Wonderful Happy time! This is Real & worldwide.
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Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.
See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.
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The most holiest of days through out the calender in which everybody in the world spends the day talking as they would if pirates had won the war against the ninja's (although ninja's are still way cooler). This is what should happen however tragically most people ignore the day or missinterperit it as a day in which to have a laugh talking like a pirate, the sad dilusional fools. This day is to celebrate the creation of the pirate army that bravely gave it's life in the war of the garr's (against ninja's) and allowed pirate communities to escape and exist in secret through out the world and passed on the tradition of international talk like a pirate day.
Remember those lost and honour them as you raise your tankards of grog and let out your honourary "GAAAAARRRRRRR" in their memory. If you can't find grog just have beer and get pissed instead.
The accepted GAAAAARRRRRRR contains 5 A's and 7 R's.
GAAAAARRRRRRR This be international talk like a pirate day
GAAAAARRRRRRR We will remember those who sacreficed themselves to save pirate traditions by forcing the world to talk like they would for a day. It will be called International talke like a pirate day.
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to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner
when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.
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Talking like you have all the answers but you have none
John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.
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