(Verb)
The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.
My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.
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Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.
That beast won't take a maxi-pad, she needs tampoons!
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vampires have used ones for tea
vladamier fetched a used tampoon to make some tea for his guests
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n. a pod, or grouping of more then two women, heading towards a bathroom to discuss the location, to talk about the people at the table, to freshen up, and to use the bathroom.
As Justin sat eating his dinner, he recognized one of the cliquey girls in the passing tampoon.
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(Noun)A tampon that is very much like a harpoon after it has been recovered from a bleeding specimen, a used tampon.
Some one left a tampoon in the waist basket.
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A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!
-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!
-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...
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(Intransitive verb.) To be wearing a tampon.
I wanted to go down on her last night but then I found out she was tampooned and took a raincheck.
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