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The principle of maximizing the pleasure of a new television series, by delaying the immediate and empty gratification of single episodes, building to a climax when the season can be enjoyed in its entirety.
I've been abstaining for months from the new season of Mad Men so when the box set is out I can practice my Tantric Television on the couch with the girlfriend.
A spiritual experience akin to the auto-erotic delayed self gratification prized by the practitioners of tantric sex. This type of fart is as an orgasmic release, allowing chakra energy to flow forth from the anus. This joyful event may occur when the flow of bodliy energy becomes blocked, such as when one is forced to refrain from flatulent outbursts due to social constraints.
I had to hold my gas in all day at work, and when I let the fart loose in my car, man, what an orgasmic tantric fart that was!
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Tantric Vampires are like normal vampires, but they feed off of sexual energies of a willing donor. They have human feelings, are very empathic and can easily relate to their prey. They sometimes enter romantic relationships with their prey and can mate for life.
The demonic succubus Domme had a sex harem consisting of other succubi, incubi and even a few tantric vampires.
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A long nurtured poo to deliver a deep meaningful connection between man/woman and their faecal friend.
My tantric shit left me in a state of sensual connection with my evacuation. The release made me see stars and hear the voices of angels.
Similar to tantric sex, ...prolonging the act and therefore pleasure of crapping through patience, restraint and breathing techniques until the faecal orgasm is achieved...
Dude, I had no work to do this morning so I sat on the office toilet for 2 hours achieving a prolonged orgasm of faeces through tantric shitting... awesome
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Related to Tantric sex, or sex without orgasm. The feeling oen gets when one feel like one is about to sneeze, but end up not sneezing. These can occur any time, but generally occur when conversing with someone, and can last upwards of one minute.
I felt like I was about to sneeze, but I didn't. I had a tantric sneeze
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having sex in long sessions which can last for hours,longer and closer(to the orgasim) that u get the better the orgasm and everyone is happier with a longer orgasim which i clearly havnt spelled right once but thats ok
Steve:So Jim Bob...how was the sex last night?
Jim Bob: O! we had tantric sex till the sun came up!
Steve:With YOUR DAD!?!?
Jim Bob: yeah bro..
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