tap dat keg

To have sexual relation with a fat assed woman generally resulting in ridicule.

Yo, look at dat ass...its huge...mmmmmmm

Yo, you dont wanna tap dat keg.

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Tapping the keg

Going first in a gangbang, akin to the initial opening of a beer keg.

"What's so funny?" "It's a picture of Kermit tapping the keg on Taylor Swift!"