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He is in arguably the gayest of all creatures. He's pink, he's a worm, and he likes to go up your butt.
I got a tapeworm from eating Chipotle.
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(gay) rock jazz, that's how i like to describe it.... anyways go stream the normal album and stop being weird to will ohmygod
hey, have you ever heard of will wood and the tapeworms? they're an underrated band and they're very talented!!!
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Once we got in bed I saw his starving tapeworm and got out of there as fast as I could.
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when you stick your dick into a mouth and sperm so much it comes out her nose
i just gave Kristi a magic tapeworm it was gross
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A person who’s lower stomach pooches after weight loss
Dang he sure does got a hillbilly tapeworm goin on
When a tapeworm is transferred from one person to another via tossing the salad.
Johnny- "My wife was so happy the tapeworm made her loose 100 lbs that she recommended I get one, but I had no idea where to find a tapeworm, so I ate her ass out until we had a tapeworm turnover."
Steve- "Oh my god... thats so fucking sick!"
Richard- "Hey after your done with it, can I have it?"
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When you continue to lose weight mysteriously like a cancer patient, despite eating like a pig, and working out seldom or never.
Cate: You've lost weight. Are you on some kind of diet.
Natalie: I'm on a steady diet of pizza, cheetos, and peanutbutter.
Cate: You must be working out?
Natalie: Yeah, I do try to alternate between holding my cigarette in the right and left.
Cate: Whatever, the tapeworm diet looks good on you.
Natatlie: There's something wrong with me. I'm scared.
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