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Uncircumcised Penis , Left the wrapper on
Girl 1: Omg Jonathan Smith sent me a dick pic look!
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat
With an uncircumcised penis, you have anal sex with a nasty street whore. After you pull out there is shit and corn in the fore skin
After drilling that bitch in the ass, I pulled out and had shit and corn in my turtleneck, it looked like a beef taquito.
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To feel the urge to FOMO/ feel bullish into a project at its' peak and then undergo "undercutting" by .1 until it sells for a 1eth+ loss. Floor usually rises after getting taquito slayer'd
Haha bro you just got taquito slayer'd!
A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.
The divorce was pretty ugly. The bitch got the house and the kids, but I gave her a greasy taquito!
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When a mexican with the runs(must eat Taco Bell) shits in a burrito, tops it of with sour cream jizz and his partner eats it
Luis Gonzalez wants a spicy taquito
The act of the "Green Taquito" is when a fat Mexican prostitute chugs a bottle of Tabasco sauce and chokes while partaking in oral sex and pukes all over your dick, giving your genitals a green tint.
"I don't think I'll ever drink Tequila ever again dude because last time I did, I woke up with a Green Taquito."
When a woman cuts a slit into a tortilla and puts it over her vagina while she receives head.
Guy: why is there a slit in that tortilla?
Girl: because I want you to eat, now come here and give me a wet taquito.