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Alpha Sigma Tau is the best sorority around with the hottest girls who are the best drinkers dancers and partiers on the face of this planet.
Holy Shit! Those hot girls dancing on the table must be AST's! I want their hot bodies!!!
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Alpha Sigma Tau has the sexiest wildest girls in it. If you are not out with at least 1 of them, you are not having as good of a time as you could. They are down to earth and crazy. There is NEVER a dull moment when you are with these chicks
One time my room got ransacked by 4 hot AST's and the spent 4 hours of a saturday night dancing a screaming in my room. A large blow up blimp I had was been tossed around and ridden. MY bed had multiple beers spilled on it and footprints on it from people jumping on it. I just sat back and watched in pure exstacy laughing! They were so funny!
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A secret society that indoctrinates young, creative, white men, into a non stop Cocain fueled alcoholic superhighway. The alumni of Sigma tau gamma, donate a portion of their income to a secret house bank account. These donations are used exclusively for hookers, blow, and to hire legal council in the event some unlucky knight shoots a baby up some whores twat; or if some scared little pledge cries hazing lawsuit. Newt Gingrich is not a member of Sigma tau gamma. But if he was, his pledge name would be New-t-gin-bitch.
Hey! Do you think this definition is accurate?
What? The one about Sigma Tau Gamma?
No the one about Newt Gin Bitch. Yes the one about hookers and blow!
No, I don't think it's accurate.
You're right to think that because it isn't.
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sorority girls who are known for being nASTy
Dude, you hooked up with a girl in alpha sigma tau last night? You better get yourself checked for A STd... those girls are nASTy.
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A bunch of fuckin' losers who mentally manipulate younger members in the name of "brotherhood". Avoid at all costs! Don't make the same mistake I did.
Some random-ass college guy: Yo, I just got a bid from this fuckin' cool group called Sigma Tau Gamma. They're like the dopest dudes around!
Me, an intellectual: Those guys are a bunch of snakes. I joined them last year, and after I made it through initiation, they took every opportunity to bash me and cause serious mental distress. I left them like the douchebags they are. Whatever you do, do NOT accept their bid, for it will be the worst mistake you ever make for the rest of your days.
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basically the full greek alphabet
person 1: do you know greek?
person 2: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega.
person 1: you are good at greek!
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