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Teak (Teee-k)
noun~
A loose term for tea lovers who are geeks. Combining the two words together.
Teaks (Teee-ks)
noun~
Plural- More than one Teak.
Teak- "That dude is such a Teak"
Teaks- "The Sirignano's are a couple of Teaks"
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either oil that restores wood to its natural luster and hardness or a girl that is hot enough to give a guy a boner thus restoring his wood to its natural luster and hardness.
guy1 walks in wearing butt shorts
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"
Geek: a slang term meaning a computer/Sci fi/horror/LARPer/gamer/etc expert or enthusiast.
Teak: a type of hardwood.
Geek Teak: When you feel intense, physical excitement over something or someone geeky. Non-gender specific.
"Wow- do you see that Slave Leia over there? I'm sporting huge geek teak."
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"Hey, have you seen the latest trailer for 'The Knights of Badassdom'? Yea verily it gave me mighty geek teak."
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A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.
It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.
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Teak is a name for a Guy/Girl. He/She is a loving caring person who will take good care of those who are loved by Him/Her.
My boyfriend’s name is Teak, he looks after me so well. I love him so dearly.
The sophisticated way to better describe smoking crystal methods