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to chill out, or relax
dude itβll be fine just level a teaspoon
a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.
it can also stir tea
tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.
A person whom is a wank player of video games.
Joe your gameplay is at question you rusty teaspoon.
When you're cuddling with a girl who is way smaller than you, you're no longer spooning, you're teaspooning!
"Bro I'm 6'2 and she's 5'1, when we cuddle we're definitely teaspooning"
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Used to describe the degree of fullness when it is equivalent to the volume of a teaspoon.
Teaspoons are used for adding sugar and stirring hot drinks, which is considered to be 5 millilitres when used as a measurement.
**feeling sleepy, eat a teaspoon of food, then go back to sleep.**
MUM: "Wait! Eat before you sleep!"
Ariel: "Goon night! I'm AS FULL AS A TEASPOON now."
A Teaspoon Sugarpenis is the most desirable of the Sugarpenis Trinity. It weighs in at approximately 13 lb., and is an average of 3 inches long. But what makes the Teaspoon Sugarpenis stand out, is its 15 inch diameter and ability to produce exact teaspoon portions of sperm at a time. This ability is used by jizzyologists to measure portions of sperm to feed to cows and pigs. However, the main reason the Teaspoon Sugarpenis indeed so desirable to the average female, is due to its living consciousness and ability to feel pain, emotion, and sing soulful, sensual R&b ditties. Also, deep doop badompo claus is the kwanza santa claus.
My nigga Tom Speedo Johnsonson has a Teaspoon Sugarpenis. He has had sex with five of my dearest family members. I wish I were Tom Speedo Johnsonson...
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A situation, normally occurs late at night, which causes one to find everything funny to the point where if someone simply said the word 'teaspoon', they will break into a laughing fit.
Dude... It's not as funny this morning as it was last night. Must've been in a teaspoon situation.
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