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tectonic, noun
a gin drink for your office's alpha geek after work.
Cyrus: Hey, thanks a lot for getting my computer to speak English again, and showing me how to use Twitter. Here, go have a tectonic on me.
Bruce: This is the most sensible problem I've handled all day. I had two people who had plugged the power strip into itself. I sure need a tectonic or two after a day like this.
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A term named after sexy af youtuber tectone. The term refers to someone who is getting terrible luck on a gacha game especially the weapon banner in genshin impact.
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When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
The overlapping and constant movement of the flabs of skin on the obese man's abdomen.
My friend, evidence of the flesh tectonics is easily found at the all you can eat buffets and/or the dance floors.
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the movement of one or more people making their way through a large mass of other people (e.g. A crowd) in order to get a better view of a stage or to another location of the room, much like plate tectonics
The flow of party tectonics has a south eastern strike going to the keg.
When a girl’s tits are massive.
How big are her tits?
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Man she got some tectonic tits