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Tel Yehudah

The National Senior Zionist Leadership Camp of Young Judea. The best Jew camp in upstate New York. But really, this is where all the horniest and hottest young Jews of America and Canada, Europe, Israel, and even Australia come to get it on early and often. The place of many firsts...and seconds...and thirds...and so on. There is so much hooking up, in fact, that the boys have developed a point system to keep score of their conquests.

Typical Conversation at Tel Yehudah:

Adam: Yo did you get some from Sarah tonight???

Zach: You know it. We have to have a bunk meeting tonight and decide how many points I get for that hookup

by YJ4Life June 10, 2010

169๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tel Aviv

In Malaysia mean "Expensive Price"

Mat: Aku nak jual motor Yamaha RX-Z aku Rm100.000
Din: Tu dia harga 'Tel Aviv'

by Makzukerbeg May 15, 2021

144๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tel Yehudah

The National Senior Zionist Leadership Camp of Young Judea. Short name is TY. It's the best Jew camp in upstate New York and also the most sexually-oriented camp on the east coast and one of the top five in the country. This is the place where many jews get it on for the first time and many more. The hottest and horniest young jews come here and there is so much hooking up. Also nicknamed Hook-Up Island.

Ian: Max, who did you hook up with tonight? Did you get past hooking up?

Max: I hooked up with Leah for like two hours.

Adam: Did you get any this past session at Tel Yehudah Josh?

Josh: Yeah dude I felt up like 3 girls and got head from one .. oh and I forgot how many I made out with .. I stopped counting after 30.

by jwerblr October 22, 2010

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Tel Aviv

The REAL capital of Israel. Jerusalem is only considered to be Israel capital by those idiots from United States.

Fuck you all assholes who think Jerusalem is Israel's capital. It's clearly TEL AVIV NOT JERUSALEM you nigger cunts

by STOP WASTING YOUR TIME ON LASE December 3, 2018

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Tel Aviv

Used in context of expensive, "sine city". Capital of culture nightlife and gay life of Israel.

The place becoming Tel Aviv like.

by dromidror August 13, 2009

343๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


ho-tel

a motel with Ho's in it for the pleasuring of men.

let's go to the ho-tel and get a little somthin somthin.

by James March 24, 2004

57๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tel$tra

A largely incompetent I$P which spends much of its resources collecting money from cu$tomers, and too little time providing anything which may be confused with goods/services.

Characterised by not-so-technically-supportive technical support, and underpaid, uneducated monkeys in their billing department.

Tel$tra have often been described by their customers as "Gimpier than a three-legged dog"

Synonyms: Incompetent, ethically retarded, FUBAR

Dude - dont be such a Telstra...

by Spoz May 21, 2004

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