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To be such a loser that others can sense it just from your brainwaves
I'm getting telepathetic vibrations from that video game playing virgin!
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Someone who has either no phone or a sucky phone, who isn't caught up with technology.
Stacey and Kham were so telepathetic, they didn't even have a phone~
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Having the ability to see the future of totally useless events and no ability whatsoever to foresee anything useful.
Mary," Sue, I kept dreaming all night about spilled coffee."
Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .
Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.
Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"
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Totally and utterly pathetic and/or useless with televisions and other kinds of technology.
Me: Hey Mom, would you mind turning on the TV?
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.
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When friends (or total strangers) have the same pathetic idea (or joke) at the same time and laugh with just one look
Friend 1: why are they laughing?! There is nothing to laugh about! Is there?!
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain
The psychic ability people develop that allows them to detect pathetic losers from a comfortable distance.
From Monique's unique position, upside down on the pole as it were, and her keenly honed telepathetic abilities she new which guys had the cash she needed for the night.
someone who has a really crappy phone.
Tara was really telepathetic, she still had a flip-phone.
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