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A lavatorial occurrence, when an improperly disposed turd leaves the characteristic sunrise colouring, as popularised by the cocktail of the same title.
Dude, have you seen trap 3? Steve's left a full on tequila sunrise!
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When a person is eating a female out while on her period, manages to sneeze into her vagina splattering mucus and menstrual blood onto the bed sheets.
Dude I forgot to take my Zyrtec this morning and totally gave her a Tequila Sunrise when my allergies started acting up.
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Rough sexual position: Simultaneously having sex with a girl from behind (or giving anal), spitting tequila on her back and setting it ablaze. Occasionally followed by pushing her head through the wall, if she asks.
She's out of control. She begged me to give her the Tequila Sunrise last night, but we had run out of tequila.
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When a guy stretches his ball sack out so it's thin, and then puts a flashlight behind it, and then he moves one of his balls from one side to the other, much like a sunrise
Mike like's showing off his tequila sunrise making skills to the ladies
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The time of day at which the sun breaches the tequila horizon of the night prior. The time of day at which your eyes finally recognize the sun really did come up again (literally) after a night drinking tequila thinking (metaphorically) it never would.
Damn, I was super late to work today. I had an 8:00AM meeting, but my tequila sunrise wasn't until 9:42AM.
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A m3n among m3n, his m3nliness is vastly unmatched, even among the ranks of the myg0ts and non-g0ts.
Most notable of his raging feats includes the sp0rking of many people in the Steampowered forums, which caused many of us at the boards and irc to rifk intensely.
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When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.
Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.
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