T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer

The disease you get when you have anal. There is no way of avoiding this, condoms and birth control are useless. If you get T.A.C. you will have to get both of you but cheeks surgically removed with a chain saw.

Mrs. STD- don’t have butt sex kids or you will get T.A.C.

Kids- what’s T.A.C.
Mrs. STD- I’m glad you asked Tina, it’s terminal ass cancer. As you can see I am missing both of my butt cheeks, I bet can you imagine why

Kids- You had T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer