Uberly awesome RC vehicle that functions on all terrains
Ted: Hey what's that?
Nick: It's my super awesome Terrain Twister!
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a train that does not need tracks in order to move from point a to point b. usually very dangerous and can strike without warning. in some severe cases, the all terrain train may find where you live and try to get you.
"dude where's phill today?"
"he's stuck at home with 3 all terrain trains circling his house... all he can do is wait."
"oh... ok?'
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When you smoke hookah and use a mixture of soap and water to make a smoke bubble, and the bubble is able to hit the ground and travel over all kinds of obstacles on the ground such as blankets, pillows, and shoes.
Oh shit Sam! Did you see that sick ATB (all terrain bubble) shred your shoe up?
A typical American car, idiots waste 60 thousand dollars to buy a car that will rust, and because the Yukon and Terrain look the same, people don't know what to call them.
Absolute waste of money, in every way.
The drivers usually are rich, cocky assholes who have 20 kids and have 6 screaming, whining babies in the back of the car, with the wife texting while driving, and the husband singing a lullaby to the crying babies.
Dave (Passenger): Fucking asshole, cutting us off like that, typical Yukon driver!
Greg (Driver: Ah, that's a Yukon DENALI!
No, wait, that's a Terrain Denali, or a regular old Terrain, or a regular old Yukon.
While the are driving behind the Yukon Terrain Denali, it suddenly stops in the middle of the highway.
Dave: (Puts window down) What the fuck is wrong with you?!
YTD Husband: Can you watch your mouth, my 6 babies are here!
Driver: (Puts window down) Fuck you and fuck your babies!
YTD Wife: I just got a call from my son at home, he is playing with his Yukon Denali toy!
YTD Husband: Oh that's wonderful, honey!
Driver: (Dials 911) Hello, police, yeah I'm near the underpass at Highway 54, and there is a woman on her phone, stopped in the middle of the road, licence plate number YTD-#1.
Police Dispatch: What is their vehicle?
Greg: A 2013 GMC Yukon Denali, or a GMC Yukon, or a
GMC Terrain or Terrain Denali, you can't miss it, it is a white with a yellow stripe in the middle.
Police Dispatch: We'll send a unit as soon as possible, sir.
5 Minutes Later, a police car showed up, and gave the wife a fine of 500$, when they handed her the fine, she gave it to her husband, and walked over to Greg and Dave's car, and flipped them off.
Greg: Fuck you, bitch!
This story was based on true events, along with a few things I added myself.
Yukon Terrain Denali (YTD)
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Brat, Truck car seat back fun mobile
it go vroom vroom
Subaru
"What is that car sound"
"a car fuckin dumbass"
"no its a truck"
"ACTUALLY, ITS A Bi-Drive Recreational All-Terrain Transporter"
*they all get run over, dont stand on roads*
Brat; "vroom vroom brap brap sounds"
When a front fart turns front shart and your man licks you clean
Ted: Sorry we're late for the party, Linda had an unexpected Muddy Terrain. Do you have any mouthwash?
A true 9 PSL God with purple eyes, hunter skull, 26 inch shoulders, 41 inch clavicles, 6'6 tall, unknown slayer
That guy is a True Terrain because of his features