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terrorist

A word that most uneducated Westerners use to describe:
1. a man of Arab descent
2. a woman wearing a veil
3. any non-Westerner with a beard who seems a bit sketchy

Dick: 'Hey Bob, check out that Ay-rab lookin' fellow over there. He's wearin' a funny dress type sorta thing and has a beard. Ya reckon he's one of them Oh-sama Bin Laden-type people who bombed them towers?'

Bob: 'No, Dick, that's Juan, the gardener wearing a stylish garment made of linen. He told me yesterday that he has lost his razor. I doubt he's a terrorist. Come on, I'll watch you get drunk and beat up your cousin/wife.'

by xxsakicksassxx April 10, 2007

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terrorist

1. an american man who drove a car into the World trade center back in the 90's for the first time.

2. an americam man who drove into the pentagon for the first time.

3. an american man who first drove into the capital building in D.C.

4. luke helder- an american pipe bomber.

5. KKK- The most violent and notorious domestic terrorist group of the 1980s.

6.Dwight Ware Watson- an american tobacco farmer from Whitakers, North Carolina, who brought much of Washington, DC to a standstill for two days when he drove a tractor into a pond on the National Mall and claimed to have explosives.

Tim:I wonder why american terrorists are never put into the media.

Bob: maybe because americans have a reputation to keep up and they are narcissistic so they aim for vulnerable religions, which the Americans know they mean no harm.

Tim: so why do middle easterners bomb so much?

Bob: because we bomb them.

Newton: "for every reaction there is an equal and opposite re-action"

by [Capt. Skeet Skeet] April 20, 2006

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