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Unrefined crude oil, the black stuff that comes out of the ground.
Made famous by the old sixties TV show, "The Beverly Hillbillies." The theme song goes:
Gonna tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed / poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed/ then one day he was shootin' up some food/ and up from the ground come bubblin' crude/ oil that is, black gold, Texas Tea."
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The spit in a bottle from a smokeless tobacco user like Copenhagen.
Hey Ashley, you want some of my Texas Tea? It's minty!
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A bowel movement that has the consistency and color of crude oil.
"Hey guys, I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while. I just stained the bowl with a serious bout of Texas tea.
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A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.
"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
-me
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Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket but after shitting in her pussy, you piss in her pussy then fuck her. Causes a liquid that looks somewhat like tea.
Dude, I gave that bitch a Alabama Hot Pocket, but then she wanted some Texas Tea.
I wanted to give her a Cleveland Steamer but she was thirsty for some Texas Tea.
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A nickname for sugar. Coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Texas Tea.
see also White Gold
Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas Tea Sweetener!"
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The process of putting your sweaty nutsac on the forehead of passed out buddy, or your girlfriend.
I just got back from the gym, so I gave Billy a Texas Teabag while he was passed out on the couch.
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