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A form of involuntary servitude to one's cell phone. Eventually, this slavery becomes a connection that a person deems neccesary for survival. However, for this person's friends, it is usally an annoyance. If this person and his/her peers are, for instance, playing sports, and his friend throw him the ball, that friend will be displeased to find that the person has given up on the game and has decided to text his girlfriend who has spent the past several hours with.
Johnny: Man, I can't believe it, I'm finally beating you in Halo!
Rick: Yea, man.
Johnny: This is awesome! *looks at Rick* Wait, what are you doing
Rick: *is texting* Uhh... nothing man...
Johnny: COME ON MAN!! You spent the last SIX HOURS at your girlfriends house!!
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-A stupid way to communicate
-Great way to get into a car accident
-The reason why people cannot spell properly
-The reason why people cannot talk properly
-Something that kids get addicted to
-A warning sign that society is getting dumber
I don't use texting, it's fucking stupid.
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A recently facinating type of communication by cellular devices that everyone; and I mean EVERYONE seems to be using. Apparently it's mentally &, physically addictive; much like sex....or Myspace. Mainly consists of a few shortened words that often have no meaning what-so-ever.
A texting conversai is sually somewhere along these lines:
"ayyye"
"Hello."
"wad up"
"The Ceiling, You Fucktard."
"lyk omfg, u dont got 2 b so bitchy"
"I Wouldn't Be, If You Learned To Use Proper English."
"fck u"
"Yeah, Up Yours!"
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A dumb way to communicate. True. You can talk to several people at one time, but most of the converstaions are entierly useless. A pansy way to break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and ask someone out. Teenagers use it to worsen their english skills except for a few smart ones. Easier than a phone call sometimes, but also taxing and dumb. A phone is supposed to be used to CALL people, not type.
(1)
Katie- (texting) u rlly r a gr8 guy but i dnt s us gowen newhere
John-(texting) Can you just call me? It would be so much easier.
Katie-(texting) Na I dnt wana hear u cry over da phone txten is easir.
John-(texting) You're such a retard. You can barely talk. (tries to call)
Katie-(ignores and starts to text) U ass.
(2)
A bunch of friends sitting at Taco Bell. One guy gets mad at his friend for a stupid joke. He drives off, pissed. Sends text message to girl saying, "U bitch! I cant believe u said dat!
Girl-(texts back) ....Di d you seriously just drive off and text me?
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Used mainly on Myspace and Facebook in status updates. It is put up to let others know that they want a text message from others because they are fucking stupid and have no friends.
Status Update: Going to school. Text it :)
Brad: Man that motherfucker sounds so goddamn stupid.
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A cyber shield which enables middle school girls to eliminate all real conversing with their so called "boyfriends".
Suzy was too embarrassed to tell her boyfriend Jimmy that he was a bad kisser in person so she texted him about the matter.
Rachael was a real bitch so she constantly bombarded her boyfriend Mike with texts in place of actually talking to him.
Rick now owes 100$ to Verizon Wireless because his girlfriend has been constantly texting him about ridiculous things, half of them containing the words OMG and LOL
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To send a SMS message from one person to another via Mobile Phone (cellphone)
Have you texted James about tonight?
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