how do i vent like

What happens when you play among us with randoms. No matter what, it is always pink who says it.

how do i vent like...??? - Pink

how do I shot web

The perfect example of how a clueless newbie would react if he hasn't read the manual

In Spider Man for the playstation 1: How do I shot web?

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how do i top lesbians?

uttered by Captain Marvel’s Brie Larson to Valkyrie’s Tessa Thompson at the ACE Comic Con panel "Captain Marvel & Valkyrie: A Conversation with Brie Larson and Tessa Thompson"

"How do I top lesbians?"

"I’m sure the lesbians can show you after."

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HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

...Self explanitory.

Spider-Man, how do I shot web?

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how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person

Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard

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how do i shot web?

1. What spiderman says when his webs dont shoot out anymore.

2. What somebody says when they are falling off a cliff or high building and have nothing to hold on to.

3. What a n00b says when he fails at using the internet.

n00b: How come you know so much 1337 stuff?
hax0r: I just look on the web.
n00b: how do i shot web?

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how fast do I have to walk

Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start running💀"

Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.

Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.

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