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A person that takes a shit then leaves without waching his hands... (SAG = Shit And Go)
"Dude that guy just took a S.A.G."
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A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.
Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.
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This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family. When you live in a house with lots of people you can only masturbate in the privacy of the bathroom. You also have limited time because everyone has to use the same bathroom. Hence the dilemma, should I shit or jack off, which everyone told you would cause you to go blind.
The running back put such a move on the linebacker he did not know whether to shit or go blind!
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A phrase used to depict a sense of fine confusion.
Peter: "Dave, that man just got married to a penguin and everyones happy for him!"
Dave: "What The Shit Is Going On?!"
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Moment in time shortly preceding defacation.
"Dude, you've been in there for the past hour. I need the toilet too, come out!"
"Sorry I can't, shit is going down!"
James Bond - Quantum of Solace
"My brow frowned
In strain
As the poo train
Came to town
Shit was going down"
Seamus Heaney - Childhood Memories
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pashtu-english for "I do not wish to discuss the situation with you at this time"
go shit
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A drink consisting of prune juice and methanol that requires good decision making skills.
Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...
Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?
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