Thatch

Two thighs that look like a snatch. (Vagina)

Man, did you see that fat girl?
Yeah, she definitely has a Thatch.

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thatched

being forcibly yoinked away from your computer by a significant other or parent

Daniel can't play League, he got thatched by his girlfriend

Tommy and Andy won't be going to Japan Inn because their parents thatched them

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Thatch

The area between the thigh and snatch

I bet her thatch is so sweaty.

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Thatch

Never a heifah twat or drug. Just a simple last name for black beautiful people

Nigel Thatch

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Thatch

Hair that is on your taint.

You need to trim that thatch on your grundle.

Thatch

A peculiar bouquet of butthole hairs inadvertently left on the toilet seat where the bung typically rests.

ass hair toilet dookie Shit

OMG! Viet Doan left a thatch on the toilet seat and didn’t even bother to clean it up before I could blast a dook.

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thatched

A word that describes massive coolness so as to incite an expression of laid-back style and refinement.

You were really classy handling that situation. Way to be thatched.

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