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A mans's filling out and weight gain that occurs naturally, shortly after entering your 30's
Person 1: None of my clothes are fitting properly anymore, ever since I turned 30!
Person 2: It's fine! You're just 30's thick!
1. A little blue pill that turns your homies into zombies.
2. Fentanyl pills produced by cartel that 10 x stronger than herion. Side effects your wife is an instant ho, down for whatever or whoever.
Kid : Mom are you on” dirty 30’s” again? you fucked all my friends dads!!
Mom: I was sick. A girl gots to do what a girl gots to do.
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Having rough anal sex with another person (typically man to man) for 30, uninterrupted seconds and seeing who ejaculates first. The winner (the one who doesn't ejaculate) can have the loser buy them something under $5
Yo bro did you see Jake running 30's with Kyle last night?? I was in the splash zone bro it was so bad 😭
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Someone who is family friendly. Someone who’s first game has probably been GTA 5. Someone who doesn’t like fun and just sits in the depths of their own shadows all day and night wondering when the next pizza is going to arrive.
I swear bro, you’re acting like nick eh 30’s boyfriend
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When you want someone to run your 30's, it means you want to fight them.