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I was going at it 69-style with Danie, then Pansy walked in on us. It quickly turned into a 70 session.
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A sexual position consisting of a modified 69 where a vibrator is also inserted into the female's vagina. The female will perform oral sex on the male as in a 69, while the male will focus his tongue on the clitoris while thrusting a vibrator in and out of the female's vaginal opening.
MAN: Can I get a blowie?
FEMALE: Only if we 69. You're not that great at oral though. We should do "the 70".
MAN: What's that?
FEMALE: Take this vibrator and blast my vag hole with it while you lick my clit.
MAN: That sounds like a lot of work.
FEMALE: I deepthroat.
MAN: Deal!
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if u didn't turn around in time expect children 9 months later
DAng i hit 70 sorry i gotta go
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A unit of currency equivalent to a slab of piss and a pack of winnie blues
70 bucks? 70 bucks?! That's a slab of piss and a pack of winnie blues!!
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The rapper "Lil Pump" was asked "If a car is going 70 miles per hour, how many hours does it take to drive 70 miles?" The rapper then responded with "70 NIGGA!"
"Yo what did you get on your English exam?"
"70 NIGGA"
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When in the middle of a "69" the guy who is on the bottom brandishes a large rubber (preferably black) dildo and proceeds to insert into his GFs ass. It usually ends in her cumming until she's completely incoherent.
I took my very hot and sexy G.F. to a motel on 8th street and while we were 69ing, I eased a black dildo into her big, sweet, hot and unsuspecting ass. After introducing her to that hot and nasty Rubber 70, she really wants to marry me!
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